Teddy Boozevelt - Women's T-Shirt brands followed by red lettering reading

followed by red lettering reading "GROCERY" below

a detailed brown engraving-style illustration depicts a large pig standing in profile facing right

a large cream woodcut-style illustration of a kraken with a bulbous mantle and long suction-cupped tentacles fills the center

Fifty-five years of service and the joke still lands exactly where you think it does

Teddy Boozevelt - Women's T-Shirt brands followed by red lettering readingTeddy Roosevelt took a bullet mid speech and kept talking, so the red Solo cup feels like a demotion he'd fight you over. Reducing America's most unhinged president to a tailgate mascot is the most patriotic thing possible without a firework injury. The Details: Digital illustration of Theodore Roosevelt in pince nez glasses and a thick mustache, wearing a blue suit with a red bow tie, raising a red Solo cup. Bold white block capital text below reads