American Dibs On The Moon - Women's T-Shirt seattle Jesus playing goalie for Team

Jesus playing goalie for Team Heaven means eternal salvation finally has a save percentage

" "SAY GOODBYE

but it doesn't pair as well with a cold beer

Inspired by the old school Netscape logo

American Dibs On The Moon - Women's T-Shirt seattle Jesus playing goalie for TeamPlanting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion, which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history. Turns out the entire Cold War space race had the same legal framework as calling shotgun on the way to Applebee's. The Details: Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red, white, and blue American flag on a cratered gray lunar surface, surrounded by white stars and four pointed starbursts. Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS."