Things Rick Astley Will Never Do - Unisex Sweatshirt spaceballs1 Broken English on a boutique

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Where' nobody knows your name

Things Rick Astley Will Never Do - Unisex Sweatshirt spaceballs1 Broken English on a boutiqueRickrolling usually requires a fake link and plausible deniability, but wearing the checklist version in broad daylight is a power move. Bureaucratic formatting is the only thing that could make getting pranked by a stranger's torso feel legally binding. The Details: Bold white text reads "THINGS RICK ASTLEY WILL NEVER DO:" across the top. A white halftone portrait of Rick Astley with voluminous 1980s hair sits beside a checklist of unchecked items: