Crack Addict Nutcracker - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:M Golden-yellow script text reads "Italian

Golden-yellow script text reads "Italian Villa" above block sans-serif text reading "RESTAURANT

Distressed cream block text reads "BASEBALL CLUB" above "CALIFORNIA LEAGUE

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Crack Addict Nutcracker - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:M Golden-yellow script text reads "ItalianNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack