Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex Sweatshirt surfing Rebus puzzles peaked in second

Rebus puzzles peaked in second grade and apparently never left some people's wardrobes

Red stencil text below reads "CHAPPY" above a gray fighter jet silhouette

Caulking guns angled like that are doing more legal work than most defense attorneys

part of a wave of independent ball clubs chasing the dream outside affiliated baseball

Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex Sweatshirt surfing Rebus puzzles peaked in secondNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack