"Festive but Dead Inside" Christmas Skull Crewneck Sweatshirt Color:Forest Green the chaotic good

the chaotic good

late-shift workers

and anyone who thinks “cozy” should come with a little existential dread

This 80s neon-noir bookmark features a cigarette-smoking femme fatale beneath a glowing synthwave skyline — all sharp shadows

"Festive but Dead Inside" Christmas Skull Crewneck Sweatshirt Color:Forest Green the chaotic goodS M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Width, in 20. 00 22. 01 24. 00 26. 00 28. 00 30. 00 32. 00 Length, in 27. 00 28. 00 29. 00 30. 00 31. 00 32. 00 33. 00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 33. 50 34. 50 35. 50 36. 50 37. 50 38. 50 39. 50 Size tolerance, in 1. 50 1. 50 1. 50 1. 50 1. 50 1. 50 1. 50 Soft, cozy, and a little bit cheeky this crewneck wraps you in warmth while letting your darkly festive side show. The vintage red square print reads Festive but Dead