Damn I Love Fireworks - Unisex T-Shirt cats Blue sans-serif text at the

Blue sans-serif text at the bottom reads "15945 VENTURA BLVD

Red script text reads "Port" beside a black illustration of a bowling ball scattering pins with radiating impact lines

Golden-cream block text reads "MRS

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Damn I Love Fireworks - Unisex T-Shirt cats Blue sans-serif text at theDILF printed across a man's chest does exactly zero percent of its work as a fireworks acronym. The subtitle shows up three seconds too late, like a chaperone arriving after prom's already over. The Details: Large yellow starburst shape with distressed halftone texture displays '1 1 2" 80 16' in small white text at top. Bold red block letters outlined in white read "DILF" at center, with white text below reading "DAMN I LOVE FIREWORKS." Lower labels