Taters Over Haters - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Distressed white Gothic blackletter text

Distressed white Gothic blackletter text arching overhead reads "The Second

Flowing white script with black outlines reads "Saratoga Lanes" above a cartoon illustration of a grinning black bowling ball crashing into white pins with red neck stripes

Hollywood Montrose walks into a beige department store like he's headlining his own runway show

and colorful toppings

Taters Over Haters - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Distressed white Gothic blackletter textChoosing fried potatoes over human conflict is the most rational philosophical position anyone has taken this century. The English language spent thousands of years evolving just so "taters" and "haters" could rhyme and end every argument before it starts. The Details: A vintage style illustration of a heaping pile of tater tots rendered in orange and brown tones with distressed black speckle detailing. Rounded, bubbly golden orange retro text in a